About me

I believe that griffins, good men and other mythical creatures exist - prove me correct, at least in one respect! My Self Summary: -Fact: I don’t kick it with pessimists. Sarcastics? Yep. Pragmatics? For real. Straight up Pessimists? No, thank you! -Likes: my dogs, laughter, honesty, foot tickles, board games, thumb wrestling, curiosity, sprawling vistas, leisurely walks, foodgasms, documentarys, kisses, black coffee, road trips and kindness... Lots of kindness. -Dislikes: calories, spiders, dishonesty, rudeness, black licorice (and anything that tastes like it), eye rolls, poor grammar/spelling, tactlessness, doing dishes, and painting. -I’m open to short-term dating (because it’s fun), but know that I am dating with an eye for the long term (because it’s more fun). -While I'm passionate and affectionate, I'm not at all into hookups or being someone's booty call. I'm better than that! -I am Really Good At: Laughing genuinely even at the stupid jokes. Cooking but not doing the dishes, hugging and making others feel better, sleeping like a rock and wearing my heart on my sleeve though sometimes I wish I wasn’t so good at it. -I love to travel and have done quite a bit of it. Ask me about the time I was kidnapped in Greece or when I was almost run over by a boat while scuba diving in Grand Cayman. You Should Message Me If: -You believe in love and romance (aka you’re a total, ****ing hopeless romantic too). -You think that your already-pretty-great life is better when shared with someone, and you’re ready to find that someone now-ish. -You’re as likely (and as happy) to spend Sunday lazying away in bed as you are to be playing games and enjoying the outdoors, but no matter what you do, there will be brunch. -You want to teach me how to sail. -You think it’s more adorable than embarrassing that I love benihana. **Know that I try to reply to all messages that are thoughtfully written, but I can’t reply to *all* messages, especially those not thoughtfully written.