About me

One Lovable, User Friendly, Hard Working, Semi Intelligent Dreamer. Some Creasing, 100% Genuine And Does Exactly What It Says On The Tin! TERMS OF LEASE: Available For Long Term (subject to availability) Relationships and/or Friendships. COST: Cheap As Chips! USER MANUAL: Responds Well To, Wine, Good Conversation and good manners GUARANTEE: Will Arrive Packaged At No Extra Cost, On Time ***Returns Accepted. APPLICATIONS: Upon Request And First Come First Served! Due to the unique nature of this individual please note that there is only one in stock. *Still working.